structural engineer


while they tend to be very intelligent and mild mannerd, the modern strutural engineer is more than likely extremely gay. they tend to exhibit normal heteros-xual behavior when in public, often times pretending to have wives and families and even act like conservatives. once they get in the comfort of their office where they are surrounded by their other structural engineering “companions” their real feelings come out. they often times stay at their place of work late while drinking strawberry daqueries and having all male orgies.
two structural engineers were walking across campus when one said, “where did you get such a great bike?”

the second engineer replied, “well, i was walking along yesterday minding my own business when a beautiful woman rode up on this bike. she threw the bike to the ground, took off all her clothes and said, “take what you want.”

the first engineer nodded approvingly, “good choice; the clothes probably wouldn’t have fit.”

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