strudy
strudy is a dark strong mythical man with a strange mind . he has been known to break into elderly people’s homes late at night to wake them up dressed as adolf hitler just to see the fear in there eyes.
strudy is a complete master of irony and often enjoys chasing local dogs dressed as a giant cat.
strudy’s best friend is his pet rock tony .
strudy has been known to perform sodomy to himself in places of worship and high end chip shops .
if you ever find a strudy take his socks off stroke his back hair and tell him everything will be ok .
dude, did you see strudy over by the biffa bins? he had that look in his eyes and a glove fulla vasoline
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