Strumming the guitar


a term meaning s-x and/or hand jobs, depending on how it is used. if someone offers you a guitar lesson, it means they are offering you s-x or some “strum fun”. during the guitar lesson -n-logy, condoms are referred to as pleactrums.
person one: hey, fancy meeting my in the music cupboard later for a… guitar lesson? i fancy strumming the guitar 😉

person two: no sorry, no strum fun for my today, i don’t have a plectrum on me.

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