this act requires you to remove your clothes while lifting a naked man above your head who’s wearing a party hat on his genitals. while doing this a school boy octopus rubs your nipple from behind and places a tentacle inside the man above your head.
i’m going to down to the local fish market to acquire an octopus for some strumph diddling tonight.
a person who is named charlie, who is under 5 feet tall and thinks they are better than everyone else in his friend group. also has a secret obsession with pokemon. mike:hey “lordcharchar” charlie: don’t call me that! mike: okay lordcharchar
- define girlfriends
when youre a closet g*y but someone asks if you have a girlfriend. person 1: “so do you have a girlfriend?” person 2: “define girlfriends”
- isobel gappy
big b*tt and skinny waste beautiful hair and eyes and everyone one want to be like you wow she is an isobel gappy
- mag tastic
the act of being magical and fantastic. that *ss was mag-tastic.