stuart little


in a s-xual engagement among h-m-s-xual males, a gerbil is thrusted into the -n-s of another man. when the gerbil is birthed from the man’s -n-s with the help of some light source, the gerbil then scratches the face of the other man.
“what the h-ll happened to your face there guy?”
“i got a stuart little last night.”
“oh, i see.”

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