STUBB protocol
steak, tub, and beer: may be initiated whenever a need arises to celebrate with red meat and beer (e.g., a sat-rday). ideally, the hottub is packed with hotties. an unspoken by-law of stubbing is toplessness, which by-law is to be read in conjunction with various gender equality laws. the ladies often try to avoid this by-law until about the fourth beer, so keep plenty handy.
my wife gets p-ssed when i enforce certain unspoken by-laws -ssociated with the stubb protocol when her hottie friends are in my tub.
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