stubum

a slang word with positive and/or negative connotations. its primary meaning is the same as buddy, pal, friend, etc., but it is a lot more fun to say. it is used mostly as a description of a male human being, but it can also be use as a description of a female human being as well as other beings.
positive example (human being): “hey stub-m, how you doing?”
negative example (human being): “man, you left me hanging, you stub-m.”

positive example (dog): “come here fido and let me scratch your belly you ole stub-m.”
negative example (elephant): “that elephant is such a stub-m, he stepped on my toes.”

positive example (alien): “et, you’re all right you stub-m you.”
negative example (alien): “those klingons are such stub-ms, they need to chill.”

positive example (foreign language): “bonjour stub-m, comment faites-vous?”
negative example (foreign language): “hombre, usted me abandono ejecucion en la horca, usted sub-m.”

origin: the origin of stub-m is unclear, but it was frequently heard as banter among university of cincinnati hockey players in the late 1970’s. it is believed to have been coined by the stub-m goaltender who was quite creative with nicknames and song lyrics.
one who b-ms party favors. also known to evade taxi fares.

can be used as a noun or a verb.

alternate forms, stub-mming

believed to originated from the purdue campus in the early 2000s.
“hey man, quit stub-mming and boiler the f— up.”

“hey tyler, quit being such a stub-m and go your own beer.”

“hey stub-m, throw some money down for the taxi!”