Stuckeye


when a person gets out of bed and can’t open their eyes because they are stuck together with crusty sleep. the condition is usually more dramatic if the person has conjunctivitis.
fred: far out, this morning when i woke up i had the worst stuckeye. i think i’m getting conjunctivitis.
joe: oh no! conjunki, that’s not funky!

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