Studaism
studaism is a religion founded by stuart locke, widely regarded as one of the strangest people you will ever meet… anywhere, although he disagrees with this because “he’s s-xy, not strange (much)”. the name is a combination of the religion judaism and his name stubert or nickname stuart.
jimothy: what do you believe in donald?
donald: i believe in the fungal king and the g-ds of studaism!
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to listen to your inner stu. to embrace changes in life with your stupendous student instude you.
may the stu be with you.
charles: i can’t find god anywhere!
shirley: have you tried under the bed?
charles: yes, the b-st-rd isn’t under there
shirley: oh, i’m out of ideas, may as well join studaism
charles: may the stu be with you
shirley: f-ck off, charles.
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