Student Masher


a middle-aged college teacher (particularly male) who hits on students. he’s not creepy, yet, but its getting there.
he stands a chance, which annoys the other students.
i think my prof is h-tting on the s-xy chick in the third row.
he’s too old for her. besides, i was hoping to tap that.
i know, the guy is a total student masher.

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