Studmuffler


an extraordinarily attractive, merman-esque version of a stud. usually to the point that when a studm-ffler walks into the room, all previously bigheaded ‘studs’ become invisible to the eyes of any surrounding females. usually plays water polo.
“sarah, have you seen john? he’s like a merman-lifeguard-waterpolo-god… what a studm-ffler, i can’t take my eyes off of him.”

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