studying

what you’re avoiding right now
you are avoiding studying right now
a term used in reference to doing school work. it also ends in the word dying, and slowly leads to it.
i am studying for my exams, which is a load of bullsh-t
a blend of the words “student” and “dying,” used to convey the slow and painful methods schools use to corrupt the youth into socio-economic puppets.
teacher: student, why aren’t you studying, you need to study so that you can advance in the world.
an excuse you give your friends when you want to stay home alone and m-st-rb-t-. also known as ‘reading’ ‘cleaning your room’ or writing a term paper.
“want to hang out?”

“no, i’m going to stay home and study.”
doing anything other than studying;

synonyms: interneting, watching tv, masturbating, playing video games, wasting away, daydreaming
(while surving the internet) “get the f-ck out of my room, i’m studying!!”
an activity performed by a student (usually at the last minute) to recall what the professor has been teaching for the whole semester. the word studying interestingly enough has the word “dying” within it. the purpose of this is to alert the victim as to how they will feel (as if they were dying) while partic-p-ting in the activity.
student : i was up studying section eight all night looking for the answer to problem number twenty six. i wanted to die when i couldn’t find it. where is the answer in section eight?

professor : it’s not in the book. you can find it in our in-cl-ss notes.
the act of looking through facebook b-mper stickers.
mom: are you doing your homework?
kid: yeah, i’m studying.

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