Stuffing The Turkey

female masturbation
see stuffing the chicken
miranda is a young, ugly lesbian. she can’t get any so she stuffs the turkey.
when all three of a girl’s primary orifices are filled with the genitalia of three other men and/or animals. this is most commonly found when a female is having a foursome with three other individuals (male) with questionable s-xuality.
male 1: “man that was a fun night last night guys”
male 2: “ya we stuffed that turkey good”
male 3: “ya i love stuffing the turkey with my best friends”
male 1: “keep this on the dl guys”

female: “stuff me like a turkey betches!”

female: “i love the feeling of being stuffed like a turkey. it is actually quite soothing!”
trying to have s-x with a limp p-n-s and attempting to cram the phallus into a v-g-n-, usually while intoxicated.
i drank so much, when i got home i was stuffing the turkey.
stuffing the turkey refers to a man who is highly intoxicated vomiting into a woman’s v-g-n- while eating her out.
“dude i was so drunk last night i ended up stuffing the turkey…. the worst part was she made me eat the stuffing.”
v. stuffing the turkey is a gang-bang involving at least four men. it also involves a 20 lb. b-tterball turkey. the men take turns humping the living h-ll out of the turkey, and when all men present have “finished”, the turkey is oven roasted in the usual fashion and served on thanksgiving. preferably to relatives that you are not fond of.
although this originated in eastern russia, it is often contributed to norway.

man 1: “me and the boston celtics got caught stuffing the turkey last night!”

man 2: “wait, what?”

man 1: “i know right? i was gonna serve it to my grandparents.”

man 2: “what the f-ck is wrong with you?!”

man 1: “i f-cking hate my grandparents.”
to engage in -n-l s-x on thankgiving day.
me: hey man, you bailed on the thanksgiving dinner last night with your wife, what happened?

you: oh, we tried stuffing the turkey at home.
gettin it on, poppin ur cherry, s-xual intercourse lololololol
hey where were u last nite
o i was stuffin the turkey with taht fineee girl