stumblefuck


the act of being so drunk you cant stand up or talk.
look at that guy, he’s all stumblef-ck.
a person that falls or trips frequently.

someone that injured themselves by falling or tripping.
pointing out the arrival of someone who recently hurt themselves in a fall-

“oh look, here comes stumblef-ck”
a series of -ssumptions that start with “i think” which is twisted to “it’s a fact”.
when an uneducated opinion starts with “i don’t think he’s a racist” and turns to fact, “i know for a fact that he’s not a racist”. then it’s time to label the offending f-cktard a “stumble-f-ck”.

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