stump break


stump break is the same as stump bust except it is commonly done on the farm and to farm animals when they’re still young. it’s the act of tying a horse, cow, or other farm animal to a tree or stump so they cannot get away and mounting them s-xually.
dad: boy, we’ve got a long day of work today. we’ve gotta stump break 5 colts and that mule today.
son: but dad, i just f-cked 7 calfs yesterday.

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