stump job
a handjob from a person with no fingers.
example 1: “what a wicked stump job from that amputee!”
example 2: “what a weak stump job from that amputee! not satisfied.”
an incredible feat of dexterity where a woman (or man) jerks you off with the end his or her amputated arm.
she may have lost both her hands while in the army, but she sure does give a fantastic stumpjob.
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