stumplestiltskin
a short man usually with a napoleon complex who has a miniscule p-n-s. maybe inverted or stunted at a young age this p-n-s may be impossible to spot with the naked eye. never the less it is there short in stature just like the man it belongs to.
jane: how was your date with larry?
edna: o.k. i guess, but i tried to give him a hand job and couldn’t find it. i tired of always getting the stumplestiltskins.
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