Stupid-Ass Activities
1. virtually any activity you’re doing at any given point in time, cause let’s face it: you’re an idiot.
2. arguably a matter of personal preference, but generally accepted as any activity the majority of people would never partake in, simply because those activities are, indeed, f-cking stupid.
tom from accounting: “hey, sasha, i’ve got a case and a half of vodka, two freshly shaved gerbils and a picture in my head of you an me swappin’ my own c-m back and forth in some sort of sloppy gerbil b-tt-humpin’ frenzy. whatta ya say?”
taser: “zzap!”
-zzap!!-
-zzzzz!zzzzzaaa!aaaaaap!pp!p!!!-
sasha: “now those are some stupid–ss activities you’ve suggested, tom. might i suggest something more subtle once your b-lls stop sizzling?”
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