Stupid Haynus Syndrome


an extreme mental and physical disorder, the chief symptoms of which are delusions of grandeur, extremely low intelligence and stunted growth. it is incurable and thankfully very rare.
doctor: “i’m sorry, your son has been diagnosed with stupid haynus syndrome. you may wish to consider putting him up for adoption”

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