Stupid Parent
1)a parent that punishes their children for masturbating.
2)parents that circ-msize their children to keep them from getting s-xual pleasure.
3)parents that put on a chast-ty belt or any other device to prevent masturbation in their children.
4)parents who think their children should not get s-xual pleasure, even when they had to do it sometime themselves.
5)parents that swear, but do not let their children do it.
1)aaaaahhhhh!!!! you dirty cow!!!! i can’t believe you are doing that! sinner! you are punished from mysp-ce for a month!
2)before birth ok, so we should circ-msize our children, only dirty people get s-xual pleasure.
3)errrr, i’m kind of worried our child is masturbating. let’s put a chast-ty belt on him, just in case.
4 and 5)while getting pregnant ahhhh!!! that feels so good! so sh-tting good! (when child becomes 11) ok, now remember saying bad words is bad, and s-x is very bad, never do it.
child: sigh… stupid parents
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