Stuy Town

aka “stuyvesant town” or “peter cooper village.”
a neighborhood located in the upper east village, stretching from first avenue to avenue c, between 14th and 23rd streets, and consisting of (somewhat) rent stabilized housing projects where teachers and students alike live. most inhabitants educate them at unis, but there are many exceptions. most people are hipster and the lingo consists of “sup, bro?” and other cl-ssified “g-talk”. they have money to live in other places but like the location near union square to meet up with other hipsters and scenesters. rent is skyrocketing as the establishment is in huge debt and kids going on the roofs have become so much of a problem that they have installed id-card security systems.
“sup bro?”
“nawt much.”
“let’s hang out in union square.”
“yeaa man, we hop on that emos and take em back to stuy town.”

“d-mn, i’ve been overpaying for years, good thing i sued.”
“yeah you almost put yourself out in the street by doing that, and you’re lucky tishman bought it.”
“nauw man.”