style cramper


slang: one who insists on inundating you with unsolicited fashion advice; a person who obtains all of their own unoriginal style ideas (ex. what shoes and clothes to wear) from magazines like “cosmopolitan,” “vanity fair,” “ym,” “gq,” etc. while simultaneously criticizing you and others for your outdated or unpopular, yet more original style choices; an individual who chooses to follow the other fashion sheep, and insists that their way is the only way
alyssa made a disparging remark about how “ugly” my mork & mindy rainbow suspenders are, what a style cramper!

thank heaven i didn’t feel the need to join all of the other style crampers on campus and sport one of those tiffany dog tag necklaces!

lindsay and all of her sorority sisters are total style crampers! they dress exactly the same and then pick on girls who don’t wear abercrombie & fitch.

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