Styroformed


when somebody has super thick and curly hair that unfortunately looks like it was cut out of a block of styrofoam. it is most often seen with crew cuts, or uniformed length hair… however if worn as an afro, it is known as ‘the microphone’.
mikey: “dude, check out the guy in line with the styroformed do! i wonder if it would cushion his head in a fall!?” do you think he knows he’s not allowed to recycle that sh– when he cuts it?”

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