Suave Syndrome


the condition in which gelled pieces of shampoo remain in ones hair long after one has left the shower (usually the result of a certain brand of cheap shampoo)
rob: danny whats that sh-t in your hair dude?

joe: oh he doesn’t rinse off in the shower

danny: no bros, i just have bad suave syndrome.
possessing lower than average sized male genitalia.
that guy has the suave syndrome going on, he asked me how he was doing and i said 3 nots, your not big,your not in, and your not going to c-m.

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