Sub 5 miler
a person who can run a mile under 5 minutes (usually referring to on a track). this person, if male, is pretty cool. however, if a girl can run sub 5 for a mile then they are basically the coolest person in the world. imagine maintaining one minute and 14 seconds in the blistering sun for four freakin laps around a boring, oval track. yeah, we are just that cool.
dude, that sub 5 miler is a boss! yeah, and her nike zoom victories are sick!!!!!
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