Sub-Crumpet


too sub-crumpet
too withhold s-x
“kirke” gilesie i’m h-rny
“giles” hmph keeps playing with iphone

later that day…

“giles” kirke make sweet love to me…
“krike” (raised eyebrows) “you had you chance this morning”

giles got “sub-crumpeted”

Read Also:

  • Not bad looking

    ugly; term is often used by people as to not hurt the feelings of the person they are talking about; term usually is used by females to describe males they are talking about, but can be used to describe females as well. males rarely use this term to describe other males. example 1: (sam talking […]

  • subhav

    to look fineeeeee and nicely dressed oi u look subhav b-tch!!

  • Subi

    the baby boy or baby girl name subi comes from the tamil word which means, “special person of all beings.” people with this name tend to be very warm and nurturing. they are extremely reliable and are often found taking care of others. they have a deep need to try and create harmony in their […]

  • suburbanista

    a modern suburban housewife holly is a total suburbanista because she goes to the mall to get her nails done before picking up her son bradford at soccer practice.

  • suburban redneck

    a person dwelling the suburbs that behaves like a redneck bringing the rest of the neighborhood down. these people can be found all over america and are not limited to the southern usa. they can typically be found in too tight sweatpants (with camel toe), flannels, & sneakers. haircuts may include the mullet and/or teased […]


Disclaimer: Sub-Crumpet definition / meaning should not be considered complete, up to date, and is not intended to be used in place of a visit, consultation, or advice of a legal, medical, or any other professional. All content on this website is for informational purposes only.