Subfunt


a subfunt, or subfunting, is the act of maliciously pressing your -ss against someone’s parked car and farting on it. usually used as a means of displaying dominance, however it can be performed in secret solely for self-gratification.
john: “man, lorenzo is such an -sshole, he thinks he f-ckin’ runs the place.”
mark: “we should subfunt his truck on the way out today. that’ll show him who’s boss.”

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