Subhuman Resources
that which p-sses for human resources, the corporate repository for people too f-ckless, indolent and dull-witted to survive by eating out of dumpsters. circ-mventing the certain risk to production, process or profit these fools represent, subhuman resources serves the double purpose of barring such incompetents from mucking up the works by turning them loose to harry the employees who actually do contribute to company success.
famously s-xless, humorless and brainless, this office also serves to repel rodents if, ironically, by employing them.
when april was caught stealing employee lunch boxes they promoted her to subhuman resources
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