substitute
whether he gets a phone call from his girlfriend, or splinter in his finger, this social athlete calls full time far too early.
“where is ben tonight? it’s only 10pm”…… “he’s gone home to be a subst-tute. he’d rather be with the ball and chain”.
also called “sub”, the poor person, either fresh out of college or old and retired, who fills in for absent teachers. the sub can expect to be ridiculed and tortured by b-tch–ss 7th graders who will do anything in their power not to finish an easy worksheet left them by their teacher. the sub is basically a $55/day babysitter.
b-tch–ss kid: ah h-ll yeah we got a subst-tute today! we ain’t doin sh-t! hey mister, uhh…mister!(kid can’t read last name on the board because he’s an illiterate degenerate) can i go to da bafroom?
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