subtweet paranoia
a mental condition characterized by delusions of persecution, unwarranted jealousy, or exaggerated self-importance, typically elaborated into an organized system given by reading tweets. a person would think, when they see someone subtweet, it is about them.
tweet: she just gave me the nastiest lasagna ever.
jim: i saw your tweet. you could’ve just told me you didn’t like my cooking.
john: what are you even talking about? you never even cooked me lasagna. that tweet wasn’t about you.
jim: i’m sorry. i guess i have a case of subtweet paranoia.
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