the girl of your dreams.
she is very intelligent even though she pulls on doors that clearly say push. she is so pretty and cute that it can be overwhelming sometimes. she does this annoying thing when she doesn’t let anyone know she’s hurting but she’ll always listen to you and help when you’re in the feels. she is funny and goofy. don’t break her precious heart or i guarantee you that there will be a ton of angry guys coming to fight you.
the one girl who you can’t get over, no matter what. oh no did you just catch some feelings? looks like they’re there to stay forever!
point is, get u a subul.
guy 1: dude. i saw emily at starbucks yesterday. she is so thicc!
guy 2: oh. that’s nice. i was facetiming subul all night.
guy 1: omg! i am so jealous!
1. (n) a last name of a famous soccer player frasisco, bahamondes 2. (n) a last name commonly in spanish family’s 3. (n) it means ‘underworld’ or ‘beautiful world’ 1. you know francisco, bahamondes the soccer player? 2. teacher: “what’s your last name again?” me: “bahamondes” 3. we live in a bahamondes i wonder if […]
- swedish grip
when you’re blond and flex your kegels during s*x d*mn francine had me in the swedish grip
- kombucha cha chuck
getting food poisoning from kombucha and sh*tting and puking at the same time. oh man, i had some bad kombucha and had a bad kombucha-cha-chuck.
the fear of being disemboweled. the recent violent murders led to widespread evisceraphobia in the community.