Suburbanarchist


n. a young person usually seen at g-7 and the like protests wearing ratty jeans a carhart jacket and a bandana over his face engaged in acts of vandalism against perceived corporate targets such as starbucks, mcdonald’s, walmart, exxon and the like. this particular brand of anarchist likely traveled to the protest in a tricked out prius courtesy of mommy and daddy and is either on leave from, expelled from or cutting the h-ll out of college cl-sses. suburbanarchists travel in small groups and tend to -ssociate with trustafarians. contrary to their perceived impoverished appearance suburbanarchists dress that way because they want to. they’ve got plenty of money usually a magic card st-tched inside their carhart jacket liner.
d-mn, those suburbanarchists chugged their lattes before heaving that brick through the picture window at starbucks.

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