suburbumpkin
this is a person who lives in the suburbs and rarely comes downtown, but has decided to do so, and is now making a mess of traffic. they typically look quite confused as they try to comprehend the usefulness of one-way streets. they can also look and a little scared as they grip their purses and eye the non-caucasians over their shoulders. they drive like out-of-towner idiots.
person 1 “d-mn, whats with the downtown traffic tonight?”
person 2 “it’s all the suburb-mpkins that have come in for the baseball game at the dome…lookout!”
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