Subway Alumni


people who root for the sports (particularly football) programs of the university of notre dame who never actually attended the university of notre dame. typically irish-american, alcoholic, low income, and poorly educated -ssholes who could never dream of being accepted to an educational inst-tution as prestigious as notre dame.
they’re called the subway alumni because the more successful ones enjoy long and prosperous careers working at a subway sandwich franchise. the less fortunate majority of them just live on the subway.

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