suck a fart


short for suck a fart out of my -ss! used in retort to a verbal absurdity or attack.
sure i’ll pick up your dry cleaning just as soon as you suck a fart out of my -ss.
term used briefly in irish youth culture (between november 2005-march 2006) used to express similar sentiment to common phrase “kiss my -ss” while avoiding the cliche of what was a tired expression.
rarely expressed now in any civilized culture.
why don’t you ever suck a fart?
to suck a fart is to live.
lady rosalind has retired to her chamber, knowing that would sir care to suck a fart.
when things are going badly, or from bad to worse, you may be considered to be “sucking farts” or “sucking a fart”;
generally have a sh-t time of it;
man, we’re so busy at work, i’m just sucking farts all day;
my team lost the grand final – suck a fart;

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