Suck B Gon®


1) an imaginary product that miraculously stops your computer from crashing, freezing, loading plugins you don’t want, or otherwise behaving in a manner that would cause even gandhi to reach for a bat.

2) an amusing way to open a conversation with the person in the next cubicle, as you declare your computer isn’t performing and you’re going for coffee.
1) “d-mn, i got the blue screen of death. anyone have any suck b gon®?”

2) bob: “sheeeit. and i’m all out of suck b gon®. guess it’s time for some coffee, you up for it?”
neil: “sure, why not.”

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