Suck City


a situation where practically everything sucks out the -ss.
1. in the 21st century we have the worst economy since the great depression, a severe lack of decent good-paying jobs, a lack of opportunities for college graduates, war, terrorism, corruption in government, big brother hovering over us, intolerance, corporate greed, sh-tty music, sh-tty tv, sh-tty movies – man, we are in suck city.

2.
13-year-old jeff: so what do we planned for the weekend, mom?

mom: on sat-rday we visit the museum of mobile home technology. i have tickets for sat-rday night for us all to see meat loaf with opening act mr. big in concert at the arena. then on sunday we’re going to rent out and see the movie “sibling rivalry”!

jeff: suck city, here we come.

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