Suck Dick Flu


similar to swine flu, except obtained by sucking d-ck. symptoms include sore mouth, sore jaw, tmj, sore throat, aids, mouth herpes, and inability to talk due to a p-n-s being in your mouth.
nate’s mom was going to the party, but she came down with suck d-ck flu after spending the night partying with your friends.

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