Suck My Sexy Love
what a vampire transvest-te says in order to get someone to allow them to bite, then suck blood while performing oral s-x.
tranny dracula: “suck my s-xy love?”
sickly old man: “you youngsters with your new-fangled language!”
-tranny dracula then performs oral, in turn taking the last of the old mans blood, from his c-ck-
-old man dies-
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