suck today’s dick



a term used to describe one’s lack of motivation to commence the events of the day.
“well, i guess it’s time to suck today’s d-ck! catch you later.”
to take a m-ssive rip out the bong (lux scientific or whatever you have) for the first time each day. every day
yo, what time is it?

time to suck todays d-ck!!!!!
feeling motivation even though the day might suck. 😉
i think pineapple express already did that. but when i wake up and say “time to suck today’s d-ck” i mean “let’s do this” good or bad.

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