suckcess
when something that really sucks becomes successful.
“nickelback has achieved incredible worldwide suckcess”
“‘lips of an angel’ by hinder is an extremely suckcessful song”
receiving praise for a mediocre job on some sort of -ssignment for school or work.
“you got a 95 on the art project?! you drew it with a hangover in crayon on notebook paper the morning before it was due!”
“yeah man, it was a total suckcess.”
1.) the result of having mastered the art of procrastination….aka putting yourself through the depths of h-ll because you procrastinated and coming out victoriously!
2. george patton says “success is how high you bounce when you hit bottom.”…suckcess is how high you were before you bounced back”
3.) making an urbandictionary post instead of studying for the test you have in 3 hours because you know you have what it takes to suckceed.
4.) meeting the extended deadlines with a minute to spare and getting the minimum p-ssing grade for a cl-ss…whooo!
my 4 days of sleep deprivation have resulted in a great suckcess.
uppers can help you be suckcessful.
if you believe in yourself, you can suckceed
-a hugely satisfying accomplishment that merits a hugely satisfying bl-w j-b.
roberto: babe, i got promoted to head photocopier engineer today!
esmeralda: holy motherload! what a suckcess! hmmm..i think you deserve a trip to heaven tonight. see you on the bj express!
1) a grey area somewhere between failure and success that people who suck strive for.
2) a feeling of satisfaction after the completion of a bl-wj-b.
3) someone who has become suckcessful by administering bl-wj-bs in generous quant-ties.
4) succeeding at failing, usually humourously.
“overall, tom’s life had been a suckcess upto this point, but it was about to become not bad.”
“jenni was carving out a niche in the corporate world as a suckcessful office -ssistant to the ceo.”
1. a sarcastic deviation of the word “success”.
2. outright failure to amuse, entertain or otherwise impress.
3. to suck
your feeble attempts at humor are a suckcess.
one who seeks advancement by debasing him or herself.
ima give some kneepads to that sucksess b-tch who stole my promotion.
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