suckfest

suckfest, n.

a place, idea, or state of being that completely and utterly sucks.
this cl-ss is a total suckfest
a festival of sucking (oral s-x) no one is quite sure how many or what type of people const-tute a suckfest, the only sure thing we know is that it involves much confusion.
oh man…i was f-ed up last night. i drank a handle of warm mr. boston gin and had a suckfest in the laundromat with a couple of homeless people.
a plethora of suckage going on in your vicinity.
“my harddrive just caught fire…” “suck fest.”
an alias for lifetime movie network
last night, i watched the best john stamos movie on suckfest!
an unpleasant event in one’s life which must be endured as a rite of p-ssage or a badge of honor.

the quality of a person’s character is inversely proportionate to the amount they complain during the suckfest.
mike, “i just found out my unit is going to iraq for a year.”

john, “f-ckin’ suck fest!”

mike, “yeah.”
when a group of 3 or more people, mainly just those of the male s-x engage in s-xual acts involving sucking and regurgitating of seamen. also can be used as a word that is yelled when a teacher leaves the cl-ssroom, usually by a black kid.
teacher:”looks like we have exams today, we’re all going to be in here for 3 hours today.”
doug:”looks like it’s time for a suckfest!”
place in which m-ssive amounts of adult beverages are consumed and various adult activities take place in seclusion from outsiders. usually filled with varied male occupants who represent hiphop to the fullest.
“yo fellas, i’m heading to the suckfest!”