Suckhawks


derogatory name for the seattle seahawks football club. the suckhawks are located in a city where it rains all the time and is famous for geeks like bill gates and fraiser. the seahawk…excuse me…suckhawks are are best known for mediocrity ; an overated coach(now departed), and turning great players into mediocre ones and a monumental collapse in superbowl 40
bill: hey dave, i got suckhawks seasons tickets at a yard sale!
dave: really, how much?
bill: nuttin, i traded for my first season a team dvds.
dave: boy you got screwed.

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