suckometer
a soon to be invented machine that measures how badly your life sucks on a scale of one to 10. anything over 10 is reason to seek immediate help.
according to my suckometer, my life today isn’t too bad. it sucked much worse last week.
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the action of becoming unconscious while engaging in oral s-x with a male because of the inability to maintain adequate oxygen flow. i almost suckocated last night with this black guy i met at the bar. the obituary states that mrs. olderman died of suckocation last night at the church where her husband preaches. in […]
- Sherry Bohl
used mainly in scotland as a result of the comedy programme rab c. nesbitt. when expressing delight at things to come one will exclaim at the top of there voice the phrase in question “sherry bohl!”
- shester
a response that means “sure” in a p-ssive way. chess player: do you want to play chester? friend: shester.
- She who is disliked by many
a woman (who everyone dislikes) who is married to a good friend (who everyone likes) of yours. the friendship you have with her husband keep her around the group of friends. the growing dislike of the woman gets to a point where even the name of the woman conjures up such pain that it is […]
- Shez
noun. slang. shez schez sheh-zaad sche-zaad shez’d shezzing other variations: shez or schez, shehzaad or shezad or shezaad or schezaad, also: shez’d, shezzing. 1. an epic fail or deception that eventually collapses under the weight of it’s own lies. 2. a person who is s-xually unfaithful to their partner and may have several secret relationships […]