sucks gorilla butt
an expression to be used when something just, like, totally sucks big time…
saw my ex-gf sipping an iced cinnamon dolce latte at the mall today with my replacement, brad, that total jerk-off… she was smiling and laughing and staring deeply into his eyes… just like she used to do with me… and then i realized that i was still so totally in love with her… talk about visiting heartbreak hotel! i nearly burst into tears in the flipping mall…
that’s too bad, bro… i feel your pain, i truly do. we’ve all been there. seeing an ex you still love with a new guy always totally sucks gorilla b-tt…
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