sucks lawn gnomes


no one actually knows what it means. it is a quirky little phrase that most people don’t really get to use. its fun to say.
–warning: do not actualy suck on lawn gnomes, they are a choking hazard–
“that sucks lawn gnomes.”
“whats that mean?”
“i dunno. its fun to say”

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