suckster
a suckster is one part hipster and one part sucker.
person 1: “see that guy over there with the tight jeans and the vintage gl-sses frames?”
person 2: “yeah.”
person 1: “well, he just bought the same jeans at the expensive vintage store for $120 that he could’ve gotten at the salvation army for $5.”
person 2: “what a suckster.”
or
any hipster who also just sucks. note that this includes the vast majority of hipsters.
an interesting alternative for referring to a bl-wj-b.
“dude, did you bang that pig?”
“nah, i just got suckster”
suckster is a synonym for christmas. it is called suckster nowadays because the traditions of the day suck and because the traditions have nothing to do with jesus.
jack: so bob, what are you doing for suckster this year?
bob: i’m going to put a meaningless dead fire hazard suckster tree into my house and heat it and let it get real dry; i’m going to buy suckster presents i can’t afford to give to people who will pretend to like them; i’m putting off until suckster buying some of the stuff like shirts and socks and underwear that i should have already provided for my family but i’ll get double credit if i wait until suckster; i’m going to visit and eat and drink on suckster, the coldest day of the year; when my kids bug me for a toy, i just put them off until suckster so maybe they’ll forget about it; suckster is the only day i attend my catholic church m-ss and while i’m there i’ll inspect the priest’s side of the confessional booth for p-ck-r tracks.
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