Sudden Mall Disease


a condition always in males that comes about when you see the mall from the highway. your teeth clench your hand firmly goes around your wallet and will not let go, the arches in your feet already start to ache and you start to quiver. getting out of the car is very hard since your body has gone rigid and your hand is still over your wallet.
we were driving down the highway when i spotted the mall and sudden mall disease or smd came over me.

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