sudoku


it’s a popular j-panese math game commonly found in newspapers and publications with related games (crosswords, etc.)

on online message boards, particularly 4chan’s /v/, people mix the word for j-panese ritual suicide, “seppuku,” with “sudoku.” the typo has since spread and became adopted in a similar fashion to “pwn” in regards to “own.”
“if you seriously gave ea your money for that piece of sh-t you should just commit sudoku.”
a sudoku is a j-panese math puzzle consisting of 9 3×3 squares, each with 9 smaller squares inside. once completed, the sudoku must have the numbers from one to nine appear once in each row, coloum and 3×3 square.
i just finished my sudoku in 7 mins!!!
a puzzle invented by an american but popularized by the j-panese.

the puzzle consists of a 9×9 grid which is part-tioned into nine 3×3 boxes. typically, 20 to 25 of the 81 cells are pre-filled with one numerical digit. the objective is to fill the remaining cells such that each digit (1 through 9) is represented in every row, column and box.

easy to moderate puzzles can be solved via simple elimination.

more difficult puzzles require some “what if” propositions to solve.

solving sudoku by hand is a routine diversion but writing a program to solve or create sudoku puzzles is a more interesting challenge.
i got a sudoku book for christmas and wrote a program that could solve any of the puzzles in under a second.
an extremely addicting game. its kind of like pringles. once you start, you just can’t stop. there’s a whole table for it at barnes and n-bles. you should go with your friends and pitch in and buy a book. you will fall in love.

as of right now, the current world chamption su doku player is a girl named keira, but 2 others, pauline and alissa, are a close second and third.
can we go to your house and play su doku?

yes!!!!
the process of breaking an -n-l and mental sweat while in a public or private lavatory
how many times do you su doku a day?

that fat man needs to su doku.
ancient j-panese form of ritualistic suicide when they are dishonored, most commonly by sword.
after his father-san saw the boy disgraced by being called a comedian, he was forced to commit sudoku.
it’s a 9-9 matrix with 9 3-3 submatrices. each submatrix must have 9 numbers from 1-9 with no repet-tions. when one combines the 9 submatrices to get a 9-9 supermatrix, each row and column of the supermatrix must have 1, and only 1, instance of the numbers 1-9.
so one has 9 3-3 matrices, the numbers 1-9 inclusive with no repet-tions for each 3-3 matrix. then combine the 9 3-3 matrices so the supermatrix has numbers 1-9 in each row and each column without repet-tion..
so here’s how you solve ’em.. 1) go through each 3-3 submatrix, trying to find an obvious digit that fits, from 1-9.. each time you find an obvious fit, one must go through the entire supermatrix of submatrices again, in the sequence 1-9. when you’ve exhausted the possibilities, it is time to guess.
2) guess at one where a single digit must belong to one of 2 positions. follow step 1, and if you run into an error, that guess was wrong, and the number must rest in the other position.
3) one can adopt another strategy.. for instance, if there are 4 digits possible for a sp-ce, say, 2,3,4,5… and in another submatrix sp-ce, there are only 2 possibilities, say, 2, 3…. then the probability of the 2 being in the sp-ce with only 2 choices is larger than the probability of the 2 being in the sp-ce with 4 choices…
4) many times, the puzzle will be lacking in 1 or 2 numbers, with a lot of the other ones. this is meant to confuse you. do not pay attention to the numbers which are missing and try to fill those in. instead, when it comes time to guess, try to fill a row or column so that the row or column has lots of obvious fill-ins.
5) when you guess, keep track of the number of the guess, like, “ok, this is the first guess…” then, if you must “second-guess,” and that guess is wrong, the first guess was wrong as well… this is why one guesses only when there there are only 2 possibilities…
6) i have guessed up to the 8th level, but, as i get better, it only takes me 3 or 4 levels… ah, h-ll, just google for a sudoku solver !!! i’m sure a million have already been written !! only takes a bit of linear algebra !! thanks..

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