suicide bag
a body bag configured for conscientious suicidals to make postmortem cleanup that much easier for the authorities and less traumatic for any children, pets, or roommates of the deceased. might include a window to slip an id into (to save the loved ones from identifying the remains) or a frontal slot for a firearm and a rear plate to keep the bullet and any fluids from exiting the bag.
charlie wanted to end his own life, but didn’t feel like ruining his family’s life with the images of his bl–dy remains, so he did the right thing and did it in a suicide bag ™.
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